On Yelling

Communication for the spatially challenged.

Dawn Gernhardt
7 min readAug 21, 2021

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“KEN, DON’T FORGET THE TOMATOES,” Nan crowed from the kitchen. Her wet head, still partially loaded with large pink curlers, hung over the kitchen sink while she rinsed out a self-perm. “FEEL THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE RIPE. KEN.”

Down the rickety steps, Pa fled for his chariot — the Chevy Luv. Nan’s love call pressed his biological accelerator. We’re a family of loud, fast talkers, competing for airspace, domination, and attention. Nan and Pa were the grandparents who helped raise my twin sister and me. In their house, yelling meant I love you.

After fifty years together, everything could keep them apart. They particularly benefited from space between them — the walls and rooms of the property. Separate but equally loud, our grandparents were physically apart, but never peaceful. Whenever conversing, they moved mountains instead of closing the distance between their bodies. Scant insulation, a few studs, and bits of drywall would never get in the way of their communication.

Headed to the grocery store, Pa would slip into the third bedroom, arm extended for the garage door. With keys in his hand and forgotten list still on the notepad in the kitchen, his beloved beckoned to him with sweet nothings.

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Dawn Gernhardt

Writer & Editor querying and drafting. In Midstory, Author, Random Sample, and Pink Panther magazines, & Defenestration, Wry Times, Funny-ish, & The Haven.