The Hardest Job You’ll Ever Love — Included Peeing On A Stick

But it’s not the job you think

Dawn Gernhardt
5 min readSep 9, 2021

“Take one if you’re a wh- - -,” on a neon sign may have been a more subtle way to start the overseas volunteer orientation.

We flew from all over America to Philadelphia the day before. Thirty bright-eyed and bleeding-heart education and community development recruits met for the first time in a hotel ballroom. Clustered in auditorium-style chairs facing forward, orientation staff set our expectations for the two-year commitment. After the one-day orientation, we’d be flying to Cape Verde, West Africa. For me, the island nation held even more significance because I’d be the first in several generations to set foot in the homeland of my great-great-not-so-great grandfather.

We’d nailed the lengthy application, interview, evaluation, acceptance, and assignment processes. Until they set one last-minute surprise hurdle — for only the women. The international development agency didn’t want to send pregnant female volunteers overseas for two years, but couldn’t they have whipped up a more confidential method to find out?

One of the presenters rolled in a cart filled with twenty-five brown lunch-sized bags and mini plastic water bottles. Not enough for everyone. The cart wheels squeaked to an abrupt halt at the front.

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Dawn Gernhardt

Writer & Editor querying and drafting. In Midstory, Author, Random Sample, and Pink Panther magazines, & Defenestration, Wry Times, Funny-ish, & The Haven.